On the other hand, I did discover this version of "Popcorn" this morning. Even though the Orquesta Cubana De Música Moderna covered Gershon Kingsley's famous instrumental way back in 1972, it's still a surer sign of the apocalypse than anything Family Radio could put out.
Here's the version that became an international hit, from Hot Butter.
My cat Scooter was watching the Sharks-Canucks game rather intently last night. That's about as much rapture as I expect to witness this weekend.