14 February 2010

Let it snow! But over there, please

As surely as the sun rises in the east, the fossilheads have jumped on the record snowstorms that have socked the U.S from the Metroplex to New Jersey.  Surely, they point out, this means that:
  1. Al Gore was wrong about the climate;
  2. The world isn't getting warmer, it's getting cooler; and
  3. Reindeer are mutant dogs.
Okay, I made that last statement up, but it's at least as true as the first two.

In any event, the start of the 2010 Winter Olympics this weekend has just provided an easy answer.  If the world is getting cooler, why on Earth do the folks running the Vancouver Games keep postponing the skiing events... on account of rain?


08 February 2010

Super Bowl XLIV: Some post-game scribbles

Well, my prediction was half-right.  I correctly predicted that one team would win because it kept its poise better than the other.  Alas, I thought that team would be the Colts, not the Saints.  Of course, I wanted to see New Orleans win, so I'm still happy.  Anyway, eliminating Kurt Warner, Brett Favre and Peyton Manning from successive playoff games was a neat trick.  Congratulations to New Orleans and the Saints!

Mirror, mirror

I can't recall two Super Bowls mirroring each other as closely as last night's game and the one three years ago.  Here are some eerie coincidences:
  • Both Super Bowls XLI and XLIV took place at the same South Florida venue.
  • In XLI, the Colts were the visiting team.  In XLIV, they were the home team.
  • Both games started with devastating runs by the eventual losers.  Three years ago, it was the Chicago Bears storming to a 14-6 first-quarter lead over the Colts.  Yesterday, the Colts went out to a 10-0 lead over the Saints.
  • In both games, the score early in the fourth quarter was 22-17.
  • Finally, both games were sealed by late pick-sixes.  In 2007, the Colts returned an interception for the final touchdown.  Last night, the Saints returned a Peyton Manning-thrown interception for the last score of the game.

Wait 'til next year...

... before questioning Peyton Manning's legacy.  Yes, he threw some bad passes, but, frankly, his receiving corps isn't as good as, say, the ones Joe Montana enjoyed in San Francisco.  Had they played to their potential, the Colt receivers would've given the Colts a much better chance to win (and win decisively).  As it was, Reggie Wayne, Pierre Garçon and Austin Collie all dropped critical passes that would've sustained Colt drives.

Wayne's performance was especially weak.  His 14-yard reception on 4th-and-2, early in the fourth quarter, got a lot of media attention.  It was pretty, but it wouldn't have needed to happen had he run his route correctly on third down.  With less than four minutes left, he blew another route so poorly that his defender, Saints DB Tracy Porter, read it like an issue of Spider-Man.  We know what Porter did next.  Wayne can't possibly claim to be a Jerry Rice, especially when he's proven that he's not even a Marvin Harrison.

Focus on the tackling

At least now we know how advocacy groups that aren't Taliban wannabees can get Super Bowl ads.  All someone like MoveOn.org really needed to do was have Saints linebacker Scott Fujita, an outspoken progressive, tackle his mother on screen.

God, Tim Tebow sucks.


07 February 2010

Super Bowl XLIV: Finally, my mind made up

It took me only a day after the New Orleans Saints and Indianapolis Colts advanced to this year's Super Bowl to realize that I shouldn't spend a lot of time analyzing it myself. I could've spent hours and hours crunching the 2009-10 season numbers for the two teams, but even that would have left me no closer to deciding who would, or should, win. A few minutes of examining intangibles, by contrast, got me a lot closer to making up my mind.

I'm rooting for:  the Saints.  Usually, one or both Super Bowl teams inspires great passion.  (The Dallas Cowboys and New England Patriots, loved by some and hated by others, are the most obvious examples.) Failing that, the public just likes one team more than the other.  (Last year, the Pittsburgh Steelers were much more popular than the Arizona Cardinals -- even in wide swaths of Arizona.)  This year, neither case applies.  The Colts and Saints both enjoy high degrees of likability.  The worst thing I've heard about either side is that, well, the Colts won only three years ago.  Once, since 1970.  That's not exactly a reason for hating on any team.

I'll celebrate no matter who wins, but sentiment compels me to pull, a little bit, for the Saints.  Even 53 months after Hurricane Katrina, New Orleans can still use every morale boost it can get.  A Saint win would cap a truly remarkable comeback for quarterback Drew Brees, whose career obituary was being drafted when the Colts won Super Bowl XLI.  Finally, the Saints are Super Bowl debutantes, and they deserve a little love on that count alone.

The winner will be:  the Colts -- one of the most poised teams ever to take the field in the NFL.  The first pieces of evidence came back in 2007, at the end of their Super Bowl XLI run.  They didn't panic when the hated New England Patriots took a 21-3 lead in the AFC Championship that season.  When the Chicago Bears -- whose 2006-7 version won with short but devastating spurts -- made an early run, the Colts kept their heads and won solidly.  This year, nothing has panicked Peyton Manning and company, especially not the 17-6 lead they yielded two weeks ago to the Jets.  All year long, they've kept their focus.  That's true even in their two losses.  Having already wrapped up the playoff home field, the Colts treated those games as preseason-style experiments, aimed at finding and patching whatever weaknesses they had.

I don't mean to dismiss the Saints' poise.  They've also shown lots of it in their run to tonight's game.  Unfortunately for them, the Colts have been at the poise business for much longer.  Colts, 30-21.

(Done with 20 minutes to kickoff. Phew!)


04 February 2010

Duncan Hunter, Meet Hunter Gathers


As if there weren't already a trillion reasons to stop trusting Republicans with US national security, along comes Congressman Duncan Hunter (right) to speak out against the repeal of the infamous "don't ask, don't tell" doctrine.  Beyond allowing gays and lesbians to serve openly in the US Armed Forces, repeal would, according to Rep. Hunter, "open up the military to transgenders, to hermaphrodites to gays and lesbians."

Because God forbid, expert soldiers like Col. Hunter Gathers (left and above) would be able to serve openly.

05 January 2010

Tuesday Gridiron: The 2010 Victory Weighted Playoffs

In every year I've tracked it, Victory Weighting produces a playoff field that's different from the one that actually plays in the wild-card round.  This year, though, the results are almost a match.  The four byes are the same, and so are seven of the remaining eight playoff qualifiers.  Victory Weighting produced only two deviations:
  1. Pittsburgh, not Baltimore, would travel to New England.
  2. The Cowboys and Eagles would still meet, but in Philadelphia instead of Dallas.
Here's the final Victory Weighted playoff field:
Byes
Indianapolis (Strength 56, 14-2), AFC South champion
New Orleans (52, 13-3), NFC South champion
San Diego (52, 13-3), AFC West champion
Minnesota (49, 12-4), NFC North champion
Other division champions
Philadelphia (44, 11-5), NFC East champion
New England (41, 10-6), AFC East champion
Arizona (40, 10-6), NFC West champion
Cincinnati (Strength 39, 10-6), AFC North champion
Wild cards
Green Bay (Strength 44, 11-5):  opens at Arizona
Dallas (43, 11-5):  opens at Philadelphia
New York Jets (37, 9-7):  open at Cincinnati
Pittsburgh (37, 9-7):  opens at New England
One interesting thing Victory Weighting would have done is to resolve that tangled AFC wild card picture much more quickly.  When the Houston Texans defeated New England, they locked Baltimore, Denver and Miami out of the playoffs.  None of those three teams had completed play, but once the Texans won in regulation, none could hope to match Houston's 36 Strength, either.  The Steelers' regulation win a few minutes later would then leave Houston and the Jets to contend for the last AFC playoff spot.


01 January 2010

Victory Weighted NFL playoff scenarios (2/2)

First things first: Officially, there are seven contenders for the two AFC wild-card spots. Victory Weighting, however, eliminates Jacksonville. With a Strength of only 27, the Jaguars cannot hope to reach the minimum Strength (33) required to clinch a wild-card spot.

Two other factors make figuring out the Victory Weighting scenarios even easier.
  • Pittsburgh plays at Miami. Since any result for one team implies one (and only one) corresponding result for the other, we can act as though there are only five contenders.
  • Four other teams have already secured the division championship, so no one can be eliminated "upward" as a division champion.
Officially, the Jets and Baltimore control their playoff destinies. Under Victory Weighting, though, it's the Jets and Steelers who are in control. With only 31 Strength, the Ravens actually face a grim outlook. Here are all the AFC wild-card contenders, with their Victory Weighted chances to advance:



New York Jets (Strength 33, 8-7)
Probability of qualifying: 67.2%
Final game: vs. Cincinnati, 2020 EST
Advance with: a win, or losses by Houston, Baltimore and Denver
  • Because they play the last game of the day, the Jets and Bengals may be deciding other teams' fates.




Pittsburgh (Strength 33, 8-7)
Probability of qualifying: 65.4%
Final game: at Miami, 1300 EST
Advances with: a regulation win at Miami
Eliminated by: a regulation loss
  • Victory Weighting gives the Steelers lots of advantages. Unfortunately, they lose all tiebreakers, so an overtime win may not be enough. Combined with a Jets win and a Houston regulation win, an overtime win would actually eliminate the Steelers.




Houston (Strength 32, 8-7)
Probability of qualifying: 13.5%
Final game: vs. New England, 1300 EST
Advances with: a win over New England and a Pittsburgh loss or tie
Eliminated by: a regulation loss, or a Jets win and a Steelers regulation win
  • The Texans can also advance if Pittsburgh needs overtime to beat Miami. In that case, a regulation win leaves them tied with the Steelers, and Houston then wins the tiebreaker. Unfortunately, they have to beat the Patriots to have a chance.




Baltimore (Strength 31, 8-7)
Probability of qualifying: 2.90%
Final game: at Oakland, 1615 EST
Eliminated by: a loss, a tie, or wins by the Jets and Steelers
  • If Houston manages a regulation win, then a win by either the Jets or Steelers would eliminate Baltimore. The Ravens' chances are poor because so many of their qualifying scenarios involve ties, only 16 of which have occurred in the last 35 years.




Denver (Strength 31, 8-7)
Probability of qualifying: 2.07%
Final game: vs. Kansas City, 1615 EST
Eliminated by: a loss, a tie, or wins by the Jets and Steelers
  • Apart from the fact that they lose the head-to-head tiebreaker to Baltimore, the Broncos' situation is almost exactly the same as the Ravens'.




Miami (Strength 29, 7-8)
Probability of qualifying: 2.00%
Final game: vs. Pittsburgh, 1300 EST
Eliminated by: any result other than a regulation win
  • Even if the Dolphins win in regulation, Baltimore, Denver and Houston must all lose, and the Jets must lose in regulation. Any other combination sends the Dolphins home.
To make the percentages below a little easier to understand, note how specific tiebreakers play out.
  1. The Steelers lose all tiebreakers.
  2. The Jets win any tiebreaker with the Steelers with a better Strength within the AFC.
  3. The Jets owns the head-to-head tiebreaker with Houston.
  4. Houston wins any tiebreaker with the Steelers. The Texans would have either a better overall won-loss record or, more likely, a better Strength against the teams that both they and the Steelers have played.
  5. Baltimore wins any tie with the Jets or Steelers with a better overall won-loss record.
  6. Baltimore wins ties with Houston with either a better overall record or a better AFC strength.
  7. Baltimore owns the head-to-head tiebreaker with Denver.
  8. Denver wins tiebreakers with the Jets and Steelers for the same reasons Baltimore does. See points 5 and 6.
  9. Miami owns the head-to-head tiebreaker with the Jets. Because these two teams are AFC East rivals, the Jets cannot advance until Miami does.
  10. Miami wins any tiebreaker with Houston with a better AFC Strength.
  11. With a win, Miami would own the head-to-head tiebreaker with the Steelers.

How Victory Weighting could screw the Steelers

Pittsburgh won at Denver, so they would win a head-to-head tiebreaker with the Broncos. The Steelers also own the divisional head-to-head tiebreaker with Baltimore. Although each team beat the other once, the Ravens' win required overtime, so the Steelers have the better two-game Strength (5-3).

But Pittsburgh's lead over both teams is 2 Strength points, or, essentially, half a game. If the Steelers end up with the same Strength as either the Broncos or Ravens, they are guaranteed to lose, because they would have an inferior won-loss record. The head-to-head tiebreakers can never come into play.

Calculating the percentages

(¡Cuidado! Medium-low-level math appears below.)

While there are six contenders, two of them play each other, reducing the number of scenarios from 7,776 (6^5) to 3,125 (5^5), which further reduce to 475 distinct scenarios. Each possibility has a tiny probablility of actually occurring. The chance that any team earns a wild card is just the sum of the tiny probablilities from the distinct scenarios in which it qualifies.

The easier way to compute the probablities is to assume that each contender has the same chance to win in regulation, win in overtime, tie, lose in overtime and lose in regulation. In that case, the tiny probablity for each distinct scenario is just the number of times out of 3,125 that it occurs, divided by 3,125. All the number crunching leads to the following unweighted chance that each team advances to the playoffs.
New York Jets
59.0%
Pittsburgh
53.8%
Houston
37.7%
Baltimore
26.1%
Denver
21.6%
Miami
1.92%
These numbers don't quite reflect reality, because since the NFL adopted overtime in 1974, less than 5% of all regular season games have required an overtime. The 16 ties represent only 0.19% of all games played since then. It would be more accurate to assume, based on past results, that regulation wins and losses each occur 47.34% of the time; overtime wins and losses, 2.57%; and ties, 0.19%. The percentages in the main table result from recalculating the tiny probabilities using these weights.

Not surprisingly, the odds for the Texans, Ravens and Broncos suffer, since they depend so strongly on overtime results and ties.  The other three teams' qualifying scenarios don't involve as many ties, so their chances improve.  That goes especially for the Dolphins, for whom ties are absolutely deadly.

One last thing

The calculations ignore the odds of any contender actually winning or losing its game this week. For examples, Baltimore and Denver have weak opponents, so their chances may be better than the 2-3% cited in the main table. Similarly, since they host New England, the Texans' 13.5% chance may be an overestimate. The Victory Weighting scheme would make no attempt to account for the odds for individual games, whose calculations reside in the province of, well, professional odds makers.


Victory Weighted NFL playoff scenarios (1/2)

   Happy New Year!   

Yep, I'm typing when I should be getting plastered with too many alcoholic beverages.  The drinking can wait until my friends and family in the West actually reach 2010.  But on to what I had hoped to have finished posting today.


No matter which scheme you use, this NFL season has sorted itself out neatly.  Every playoff spot but two has been decided.  Tonight, I'll survey the ten teams that are already through to the playoffs.  Tomorrow, I'll detail the scenarios involved in the open AFC wild-card race.

Getting a week off



For Indianapolis, New Orleans and San Diego, the official NFL standings and Victory Weighting both mean the same thing.
  • The Colts (AFC South champions) and Saints (NFC South champions) have their conferences' respective top seeds.  Both teams get a first-round bye, and each will host any playoff game its plays until the Super Bowl.
  • The Chargers (AFC West champions) are locked into the AFC's second seed, so they also get a week off.  Like the Colts, will host an AFC wild-card winner on the weekend of 16-17 January.

More division champs


Cincinnati, New England, Arizona and Minnesota have also secured division titles in both the official and Victory Weighting schemes.
  • The Bengals (AFC North champions) and Patriots (AFC East) champions will split the #3 and #4 seeds in the AFC.
  • The Cardinals (NFC West champions) will host a first-round game, as either the #3 or #4 NFC seed.
  • The Vikings (NFC North champions) still have a shot at a first-round bye.

Also in


At this point, Victory Weighting matters; but the Eagles, Cowboys and Packers are all through to the playoffs in some form.
  • Green Bay (NFC North runner-up) is a wild card qualifier.  The Packers will travel to Minnesota, Philadelphia or Arizona for the first round.
  • Were Victory Weighting in effect, Philadelphia would already be NFC East champion, and Dallas would be the other wild-card entry.
  • Officially, the NFC East title will be decided when the Cowboys and Eagles meet in Texas this Sunday.  The winner takes the divisional title (and possibly a bye week), while the loser takes the other NFC wild card.  (A tie favors Philadelphia.)