Liverpool FC, the latter just 10 days ago. Fans in Merseyside and the Metroplex are, I'd imagine, equally happy to be rid of Hicks, who managed to run both clubs aground.
Liverpool FC, now siblings to the Boston Red Sox, will need time to recover from their Hicks-inflicted wounds, but the Rangers open their first Series tomorrow night in San Francisco. [Go Giants!] Over the weekend, the series shifts to Arlington, marking only the second time World Series games have been played in Texas. With that in mind, here's a one-question quiz:
Rank the following major championship events, in order of their first staging at a venue in Texas. (Hint: Only some of these required Texas-based teams.)
- FIFA World Cup
- World Series (MLB)
- NCAA Men's Final Four
- NBA Finals
- Super Bowl (NFL)
- Stanley Cup Finals (NHL)
Fantasy recap: The Fluttering Horde had to deal with bye weeks from several key players, so their week was hard enough. Alas, Jay Cutler's astonishing incompetence for the Bears gave Osogood 32 points' worth of defense. Ahmad Bradshaw had another solid week, but it wasn't enough to save the Horde from a 116-100 loss. The Horde (5-2) falls to fourth place overall, and third in its division. The good news is that The Smoking Popes (1-6) are up next. With Manning, Johnson and Braylon Edwards all back from their byes, it should be an easy win.
Sadly, the Middlemen (4-3) are in free fall. Tony Romo's broken collarbone last night effectively takes WR1 Miles Austin out of action, only a week after WR2 DeSean Jackson suffered a concussion. With no decent receivers left, the Middlemen took a decisive 96-74 thumping from the Warriors, their third loss in four weeks. Until Jackson and Romo come back, it's hard to see this team contending.